Yeah.

I'm terrified and excited to attend orientation for my new job tomorrow, it's a really strange high. I hope it all goes well and they like me. After all, they chose me out of a few people. There must have been something in me that they liked. I keep thinking about this weird scenario in my head that after a few months or a year working there, I'll go up to the manager who hired me and ask, "What made you pick me to hire?" I've always been really curious as to why someone chose me whenever I got a new job. I don't know if I'd ever ask though. On another note . . .

If you're skinny-fat, what exactly does that make me? I had no idea the term even existed. I guess it's just another modern invention to make the rest of us feel like crap.