Apology to No One

What can I say? I've been putting this post off because it's a mother-of-all-updates kind of post. It's been hectic since I last blogged, and even now I dread to recount it all in writing. I can't let myself get behind again or I'll end up writing nothing because all of my updates keep piling up. But does it matter anyway? Nobody reads this thing, the proof is all there in my blog's statistics. But even so, I feel a certain duty to myself to report all that I experience.